Category: Movie Reviews

Movies from my childhood: Not as awesome as I remember…

More often than not on Friday evenings my family has a movie night at home. My kids are 15 and 11 and we are finally at the point where we can regularly watch films that are rated PG rather than G. This has been pretty neat and recently we’ve been introducing our kids to several films that my husband and I really enjoyed from our own childhoods.

The first one up was The Last Unicorn. That movie really made the rounds at birthday parties in 1982/1983 and I saw it a lot as a kid. My family wasn’t particularly impressed and watching it recently made me aware that there are many themes in the movie that aren’t really kid friendly. I remember being terrified of the Red Bull (no, not the energy drink) when I watched it as a kid.

Our next film was Labyrinth starring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, and a bunch of awesome muppets. It’s full of catchy musical numbers (Dance Magic anyone?) and the Bog of Eternal Stench. My kids enjoyed it, especially my daughter.

Recently we watched the entire Back to the Future series (1985-1990) which gets worse as you go along. The first film has a really clever premise and we all really enjoyed it. I seem to recall that numbers II and III were filmed back to back which was pretty revolutionary at the time, but is more common today for large productions like Lord of the Rings and Marvel movies.

After that we watched The Dark Crystal (1982). It has a somewhat complicated plot and my daughter was thoroughly confused by the ending of the film.

Our most recent selection was Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) . This film does not hold up well over time. It’s funny to see Keanu Reeves actually emoting in a film and I found myself wondering whatever happened to Alex Winter. The fashion choices in this film are epic.

A few things have happened while we’ve watched these films. The first is the recognition that we have come a long way as a society in terms of social justice since the 1980’s. Some of what is in these films is hard to watch and literally had me cringing in my seat at times. Many of the above films are products of their times and feature harmful racial stereotypes, homophobia, sexism, etc. Rather than attempting to “protect” our kids by pre-screening these films, we’ve been watching them together and having conversations about disturbing and disappointing content as it comes up. My son in particular has been really appalled by some of the scenes in these films (especially a horribly homophobic one in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure).

I’m almost scared to watch The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink…


Movie Review: Rogue One

This review contains spoilers! Continue reading at your own peril!



My family and I went to see Rogue One two days after it opened in December. We are all huge Star Wars fans and had high hopes for this film. We all really enjoyed the movie, but for different reasons.

The typical crawl of narrative up the screen is missing from the beginning of the film; not sure how I feel about that overall. The first 20 minutes of the film jumps around a lot, complete with planet names appearing at the bottom of the screen, which feels a bit weird for a Star Wars film.

This is a dark and gritty Star Wars film which I appreciated. You find that out in the first few minutes when Jyn Erso’s mother is shot by Stormtroopers and in a scene a few minutes later when Cassian Andor (who is a Rebel) murders an informant. It’s refreshing to see that the Rebellion is not as squeaky clean as once thought or conveyed in Episodes IV to VI.

Jyn’s father Galen is the galaxy’s leading expert on kyber crystals (which also power lightsabers incidentally) and is needed by the Empire to help them design and power the Death Star. He’s not keen, but they essentially kidnap him. During the 15 years he’s been working on the Death Star he’s secretly introduced a design flaw into it that will allow it to be destroyed. I called this particular plot point months before the film was released.

Jyn escapes and hides in a bolt hole and is saved and raised by Saw Gerrera, a local anti-Imperial extremist. Fast forward 15 years and Jyn is in Imperial custody for various petty crimes. The Rebellion has gotten wind of a new Imperial weapon and needs more information. They know that Saw Gerrera is holding an Imperial pilot defector (Bodhi) who has information on the weapon. They bust out Jyn and force her to get them access to Saw and the former Imperial pilot so that they can find out what he knows.

Jyn, Cassian, and a dryly humourous re-programmed Imperial droid named K-2SO, head off to hunt down Saw on the planet Jedha. The Imperials are pillaging the main city as it once housed a Jedi temple and is a huge goldmine of kyber crystals. The main characters get surrounded by Stormtroopers and are helped out by the blind Chirrut and his faithful sidekick Baze. K-2SO gets them out of a tricky situation and they are captured by Saw’s crew.

The next part of the film was my least favourite segment. The Saw character lacks depth and his portrayal by Forest Whitaker is pretty uneven. He seems to be both depressed and insane, half mechanical, and keeps taking puffs from a tank of gas that he carries around with him. I figured he was a drug addict, but others seem to think it was oxygen. Jyn watches a hologram of her father who explains that the Death Star has a flaw, but that they’ll have to get the plans to find out what it is. This is a stupid plot point; he could have simply said that shooting a charge down a particular exhaust port will blow it up, but I suppose that would be too easy. If you have enough memory to store a hologram, you can probably include some specs or a map right?

The first test of the Death Star occurs on Jedha and the special effects are pretty awesome. Our heroes head to an Imperial mining facility on Edu to find Galen and determine the Death Star’s flaw. Galen is killed, but manages to tell Jyn that she’ll have to get the Death Star plans that are stored on Scarif. The gate allowing access through the planetary force field is pretty cool; the archaic means of retrieving data within the facility is pretty laughable. There is an awesome piece by Sarah Jeong that speaks to the ridiculousness of data storage in the Star Wars universe. They obtain the plans, destroy the gate and realign a dish to transmit the data, and a huge space and land battle ensues. The second test of the Death Star destroys the entire planet and all of our heroes die. It says a lot about the lack of character development that both of my children were sadder about the death of the droid K-2SO than any of the human characters.

There are a few cheesy scenes in this film. The first is the appearance of Ponda Baba and Colonel Evazan on Jedha; these are the two thugs that give Luke a hard time in the cantina in Mos Eisley in Star Wars. The second scene is a meeting between Krennic (the new bad guy in this film) and Darth Vader. There is an incredibly bad pun used here that is groan worthy and completely out of character for Vader. The third is a quick cameo by R2-D2 and C3PO.

There are two human characters that are partially CGI. Grand Moff Tarkin is done fairly well, but looks like he belongs in a video game rather than on the big screen, and Princess Leia has had some work done in the final scene of the film.

The coolest and most disturbing part of the film comes at the end when Vader mows down dozens of Rebels in an attempt to recover the plans, but is thwarted as Leia’s ship gets away. This scene almost makes up for Anakin/Vader’s dreaded “Noooooo” scream at the end of Episode III. The scene in Rogue One makes you remember that Vader is a scary and dangerous guy. This provides a solid transition into Episode IV.

Overall, I enjoyed the film; probably because it had aspects that reminded me of The Empire Strikes Back which is my favourite Star Wars movie.